I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
Was that Tobuscus
yes, yes that was
do you remember that time hilary duff was afraid to sing onstage but then hilary duff helped her and so then hilary duff sang a duet with hilary duff and dreams were made???
high school and college, the whole educational system, in a nutshell.
Is this what it feels like to be under Sherlock’s deduction gaze?
Woah no wonder people are
throwing themselves atterrified of him.
Oh god, deduce me, Sherlock…
Deduce the fuck out of me.
HIS EYES ARE FOLLOWING ME
Good lord almighty.
Oh shit it’s getting even more intense
i hope betty white lives forever
what are we gonna do when all these people are gone? the world just will never be the same xc
what I expect from the musical episodeDean: where the hell are we
Sam: I don't know man but it's weird...I'm gonna go check it out
Dean: ok good 'cause while we're here Im gonna need a drink
Sam: *leaves Dean alone at bar*
Dean: *takes a swig of beer*
Dean: ...maybe I should try calling Ca-
Dean: ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE IM ALL ALONE AND I NEED YOU NOWW
Dean: what the hell?!- I SAID I WOULDNT CALL BUT IVE- what? no wait- LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWW- Cas!!-
Cas: *poofs into room* Dean, what is it?
Dean: Cas i- WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISS *clamps hand over mouth*
Dean: I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
Cas: Dean? I don't understand.. *steps closer and reaches out to touch shoulder*
Cas: what's going on-- *freezes on contact, eyes wide*
Dean: Cas what's wron-
Cas: *forcefully grabs Dean's collar and pulls him close*
Dean: Cas what the-!
Cas: I GOT CHILLS THEYRE MULTIPLYING
Dean: -SAM HELP!
I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE