Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut
no. you’re lying to me. this isn’t real.
0 to 100 real quick
but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention
wanna know how i got these scars
perfection in three sentences
One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.
#THIS #THIS IS WHERE WE SAW RON WEASLEY FROM THE BOOKS #THIS SHINING MOMENT WHERE RON WAS IN FACT HARRY’S VERY BEST FRIEND #NOT COMIC RELIEF OR THE GUY WHO EATS ALL THE TIME OR HERMIONE’S LOVE INTEREST #BUT THE ACTUAL GRYFFINDOR KNIGHT RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY #UGH
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable
why does facebook try to tag yourself in your photos wtf like yes i posted that photo of me now i just gotta let everyone else know that it’s definitely me
the fact that jared padalecki has to wear a brand of underwear that’s made specifically for guys with big dicks is what keeps me going in hard times
we need more about this